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Kids' Safety Shirt
Kids' Safety Shirt
Kids' Safety Shirt
Kids' Safety Shirt
Kids' Safety Shirt
Kids' Safety Shirt
Kids' Safety Shirt
Kids' Safety Shirt
$23.00

Kids' Safety Shirt

  • Keep your kids SAFE!
    • Vizzific levels of visibility at day or night, perfect for when kids are playing on or near roads where cars are always driving too fast
    • Tests are currently underway to determine if wearing this garment actually improves a child's odds of making it into the university of your choosing
    • Guaranteed to improve the parents' love life
    • Be prepared for your child to want to wear this shirt for 49 days straight, walking to school, riding bikes, playing at the park, sleeping
    • You should probably buy at least two of the same shirts for each child so you can change them while they're sleeping in the middle of the night because that's the only time you'll be able to get it off of them
    • Bright. Contrasting. Colours. What else did you expect me to say here?
    • Platinum gold silver quantoos quality 3M Scotchlite Reflective Materials for helping your child shine like the star they are
    • Yes, I made up a word
  • Keep your kids ACTIVE!
    • You do not wear this shirt to sit around the house, if you put it on you MUST go outside and PLAY, I'm sorry that's just the rule
    • Industrial-athlete-tested 100% Polyester Birds Eye Mesh

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